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lasagnababy:

one year for my bday my cousin thought it would be funny to get me this shirt as a jokeimage

it says “i like it when the red water comes out” and its from these creepy youtube videos called salad fingers and i normally only wear it to bed or maybe as an undershirt and the other day i was wearing it under a hoodie and i went to go get my blood drawn and i had to take my hoodie off and i think the doctors tried really hard not to look startled

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jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

for-the-love-of-a-photographer:

50-shades-of-sassy-ymir:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

comboreversal:

puffpuffpeace:

baby baby baby 

This literally just crushed me.

I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

mother of god, we have all done a sin

Its like an animal abuse commercial 

harryfrustrations:

man i know sophia’s getting liam’s dick but i wonder if her heart beat a lil faster when harry started talking to her and she had to play it off

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Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”

Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”